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Man thinks he is ‘holding court’

A MAN believes he has captivated the room with a tedious story about how great he is.

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Drinkers demand cure for arsehole alcohol personality

DRINKERS have demanded a cure for the weird and aggressive personality that seems to take over when they are extremely pissed.

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