Man thinks of most stupid thing possible and realises it will be government's next move

A MAN who came up with the most idiotic possible way out of the Brexit crisis has realised it will without doubt be what the government does next. 

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Greatest obstacle to believing in Britain 'twats like Boris'

THE UK public has admitted they could ‘believe in Britain’ if twats like Boris Johnson did not stand a chance of leading it. 

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