Man thought parents were getting up to leave, but they were just making more tea

A MAN has stared into the abyss after believing his parents were finally leaving only for them to begin making another pot of tea. 

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Student prepared to find out just how 'unconditional' university offer is

A STUDENT offered an ‘unconditional’ place at university is determined to test just how unconditional it really is, she has confirmed. 

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