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Man throwing semicolons around like confetti

A MAN has admitted to chucking semi colons into emails willy-nilly without knowing what he is doing and just crossing his fingers that they are in the right place.

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How to easily survive if you're a character in a horror film

HAVE you got a demon in your basement or are you planning to go hiking in hillbilly country? Don’t worry – just follow our guide to surviving horror movies.

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