Man tries solving all his problems with optimism

A MAN inspired by Boris Johnson is to try to solve every problem he faces today with nothing more than sheer optimism. 

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May to run screaming through 80 miles of wheat

THERESA May is to formally resign as prime minister then run shrieking like a banshee through 80 miles of wheat, it has emerged. 

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