Man unveils plan to burn the crap out of a pizza at 3am 


A MAN has announced he will be arriving home drunk around three in the morning and then burning the shit out of a frozen pizza.

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16-year-old fools barman by ordering a Campari and soda

A 16-YEAR-OLD girl managed to fool bar staff that she was of legal drinking age by ordering a Campari and soda. 

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