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Man who claims never to be surprised by anything really getting on everyone's tits

A MAN who says “Is anyone really surprised by this?” in response to every piece of appalling or shocking news is beginning to annoy the f*ck out of people.

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Woman goes to gym for good sit down

A WOMAN has once again spent several hours at her local gym doing anything except working out.

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