Man who claims to be European getting on everyone's tits

A MAN who keeps saying he sees himself as European is rapidly becoming very annoying, everyone has decided.

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Woman makes three new friends every time she visits a toilet

A MAN cannot understand how his girlfriend returns from a ‘quick wee’ with several phone numbers and someone’s life story.

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