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Man who quit masturbating for three days acting like he's Jesus

A MAN who has abstained from masturbation for 72 hours is acting as if he is the saviour of all mankind.

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A letter of complaint to my child's school after her science project I spent weeks on didn't win a prize

Dear Mrs Bradford,

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