Man who went camping at weekend expects sympathy

A MAN who went on a rain-soaked camping trip at the weekend is telling colleagues as if he deserves sympathy. 

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Labour Party unveils 24-foot bronze statue of brave and noble leader Corbyn

THE Labour Party has confirmed the smelting of a 24 foot bronze statue of Jeremy Corbyn in which he will be either handing out bread or banging his left fist into his right hand.

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