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Man working up courage to use middle urinal

A MAN is trying to find the courage to urinate between two strangers.

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Cheese is so good we’d freebase it if we could, agrees everyone

CHEESE is so good that if it were possible to cook it with a blowtorch and inhale it deeply into the lungs it would definitely be worth it, Britain has agreed.

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