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Manchester In Desperate Need Of A Bowling Alley

MANCHESTER is to build a gigantic bowling alley after it emerged that 30 local men had nothing better to do on a Thursday night than go to a footballer’s house and threaten to kill him.

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BBC Pledges Most Utterly Hellish Eastenders Christmas Ever

THIS year’s Eastenders Christmas will set new standards in unbearably hellish festive grimness, the BBC has promised.

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