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Manchester Uninhabitable By Spring

GREATER Manchester will be 500 square miles of smouldering hellhole by April, say experts.

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Everything In Your Life Is Insanely Complicated Except This New Thing, Says Facebook

YOUR life is spiralling out of control thanks to an ever more complex series of communication paradigms that will eventually murder you, Facebook confirmed last night.

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