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Married gays to tour drought-hit countries

BETROTHED homosexuals are to use their magical flood-creating powers to bring new life to desert regions.

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Mike Tindall takes vital step towards seizing throne

FORMER England rugby captain Mike Tindall has strengthened his bid to seize the throne from Queen Elizabeth.

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