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Mass zombie attack would seem boring and cliched

AN uprising by the ‘living dead’ would succeed because everyone is already so bored of that kind of thing, it has been claimed.

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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I recently overheard my teenage son’s friend referring to me as a MILF and I have to admit I’m rather flattered. Next time he comes over I was thinking of calling his bluff and pouncing on him when he’s alone. He might not be so cocky when he’s trapped between my thighs. Gina,Preston

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