Massive dickhead weirdly successful with women

A GROUP of office workers is genuinely puzzled by the relationship success of a total dickwad they work with, it has emerged. 

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Britons demand right to keep f**king up and not get sacked

WORKERS should have the same rights as politicians to completely bollocks things up and not lose their jobs, they believe.

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