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'Me again!' says returning migrant, making a little joke of it

THE migrant removed from Britain under the one-in-one-out scheme said ‘Guess who’s back!’ to border forces on his return, lightening the occasion with a little humour.

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A woman's guide to what men do in the shower

EVER wondered why the man in your life takes so long showering? Here are the things he’s doing in the bathroom he’d rather you didn’t know about.

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