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Media mourns death of last shockable person

THE media has expressed grief at the death of the last Briton capable of being shocked by newspaper articles and TV programmes.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV) If you describe yourself as a ‘compassionate Conservative’, have a long, hard think about why that even needs pointing out.

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