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Membership of doomsday cults up 8,000 percent

DOOMSDAY cults have seen a huge rise in new members over the last six months, it has emerged.

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Middle class man too scared to pronounce 'croissant' in public

A MIDDLE class man is too scared to ask for a croissant in a crowded café in case other middle class people make fun of his pronunciation.

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