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Met applauded for their brave anti-woke stance

THE Metropolitan Police are taking a courageous stand against wokeness by being racist, sexist and homophobic.

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Where you last saw your passport, and other things to randomly worry about mid-shag

PASSIONATE lovemaking often leaves time for your mind to wander and to worry about these random and unrelated concerns: 

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