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Michael Myers having a quiet one this Halloween

IMPLACABLE serial killer Michael Myers has announced plans to spend Halloween relaxing with friends instead of doing his usual murders.

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UK's retirement plan is to wing it

BRITONS are sort of assuming they’ll be able to busk it through years of declining health, it has emerged.

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