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Mid-wank, and other times the mobile phone emergency alert will go off

WILDFIRES and floods do not happen on schedule, so expect the government’s mobile phone emergency alert to go off at inconvenient times. Such as these:

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Man feeling pretty damn successful after inheriting his parents' house

A MAN feels he has achieved more in life than most of his peers due to owning a home given to him by his parents.

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