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Middle-class couple give newborn daughter name of withered Edwardian schoolmistress

A PAIR of moneyed new parents have given their beautiful, hours-old daughter a name best suited to a sour schoolmarm who lived a hundred years ago.

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Starmer accepts gift of extra daylight hour

THE prime minister is once again facing criticism by accepting the gift of an extra hour of daylight to spend however he pleases. 

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