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Middle class parents concerned about lack of dark chocolate Easter eggs

MIDDLE class parents have expressed concern at the lack of dark chocolate Easter eggs for their children’s refined palates.

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Ryanair passenger hopeful he might get aggressively dragged off

A RYANAIR passenger has confirmed he would not mind being forcibly dragged off.

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