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Middle Class Parents Exhausting, Say Babies

INFANTS are finding it difficult to cope with their middle class parents’ tedious angst about their careers and ‘creative space’, it was claimed last night.

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Ronaldo Baby Punches Midwife

RONALDO’S baby son punched a midwife within seconds of being born before feigning a calf injury, it has been confirmed.

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