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Middle class parents hire private tutor so they can show off about it

A MIDDLE class couple have hired a tutor for their kids as part of their status-obsessed ego trip.

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Come home now, England team told

THE England team have been told to leave the World Cup and return home as heroes before it all turns sour. 

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