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Middle Class To Sell Their Children

CHILDREN across Britain are being spruced up and placed on the open market today as millions of middle class parents look to cut their losses.

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Fit An Energy Meter, Says Freddy Krueger

DISFIGURED child murderer Freddy Krueger has asked householders to consider the environment or he may have to tear out their spleens, it emerged last night.

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