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Middleton leased to Berlusconi in bid to slash deficit

BRITAIN’S attractive future queen could generate valuable revenue by offering discreet personal services, experts have claimed.

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Cameron to tackle BNP by doing exactly what they want

DAVID Cameron is to halt the rise of the BNP by ensuring they have nothing to complain about.

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