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Millennials want everything on a plate, says man who didn't pay for university

MILLENNIALS are guilty of wanting everything on a plate, according to a man who did not pay a penny to go to university.

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Johnson and Rees-Mogg still not helping to pick all the fruit

BREXITERS Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg are still not helping to pick fruit despite being directly responsible for a chronic shortfall in seasonal farm workers.

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