Miss Cornwall Stripped Of His Title

THE winner of the Miss Cornwall beauty contest has been stripped of the title after he turned out to be from Devon.

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Unemployed Told To Climb Down Rabbit Hole To Magical Land Of Jobs

THE unemployed are to be relocated to a magical land full of talking animals and cute, furry jobs, the government has confirmed.

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