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Monopoly dog 'could be next prime minister'

THE dog from Monopoly could easily win the next general election, it has emerged.

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Unemployed limited to Sky 'Documentary' package

SKY viewers on unemployment benefits will only be allowed to watch documentaries, according to new guidelines.

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