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More rail strikes under Labour, Johnson warns commuters selling sex to buy tickets

BORIS Johnson has warned commuters who have to turn tricks to pay for their tickets that there will be more strikes under Labour.

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Father raising son to be a massive twat

A 42-YEAR-OLD man is raising his son to become a proper twat.

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