Most children don't really need to go to school, say experts

THE majority of British children should be excused from having to go to school, it has been claimed.

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Hang on, this looks dangerous, says boxing federation

THE International Boxing Federation has suspended all future bouts after realising it is just two people knocking shit out of each other.

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