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MPs recommend weed for Tories opposed to gay marriage

CANNABIS should be legalised for Tories who are frightened of the gayness, MPs have claimed.

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Patrick Moore probably going to be remembered as an astrologer

STARGAZER Patrick Moore will be remembered an astrologer, because a lot of people are not very bright.

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