M&S coat hanger 'appalled' at being used to unblock toilet

A COAT hanger from Marks & Spencer is distraught after it was used to unblock a toilet.

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Gammon delighted his corner shop taken over by miserable British bastard

A REFORM voter is glad that the pleasant Polish couple who used to run his local convenience store have been replaced by a surly British bastard.

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