Mummified cabbie won't stop talking

A TAXI driver whose dead body was mummified will not shut up, it emerged last night.

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Smoking ruins don't need electricity, says Cameron

DAVID Cameron has said domestic energy bills will tumble once everybody’s house is a pile of rubble.

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