My day living my fantasy of being a PCSO, by Robert Jenrick

I’VE always dreamt of being a police community support officer, so I jumped at the chance to confront the worst type of criminal scum threatening our society: fare dodgers.

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Madame Tussauds' wax model of Greggs sausage roll 'tastes identical'

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