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'My hometown is shittier than yours,' insists Briton proudly

TWO men who hail from shit British towns are locked in argument about whose town of origin is the shittest, onlookers have confirmed. 

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Everyone paying for what they had is a sign one person got shitfaced

WHENEVER a group of diners decide to pay for exactly what each has consumed it is because one of the group got f**king wrecked, it has been confirmed. 

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