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My life in Khan's London under sharia law, by a 28-year-old marketing consultant

AS ALL non-Londoners and Donald Trump know, Sadiq Khan brought London under sharia law in 2016. One brave resident writes a diary of his daily oppression:

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Take your kids to McDonald's, and other ways to feel divorced even when you're not

SOME activities bear an inexplicable air of failed marriage about them. Dip your toes in the sad waters of divorce by doing the following:

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