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'My wife is not a racist; she just incites racial hatred as a hobby'

By Ray Connolly, former Conservative councillor and without a doubt future Reform candidate 

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Woman tips over without coffee cup

A WOMAN whose body has adjusted to holding a takeaway coffee in every waking moment is no longer able to stand upright without one. 

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