Mysterious guy actually just a dick

A MAN who affects an air of mystery is actually just a dick, it has been confirmed.

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We've always cared about racism, say people who happen to hate Corbyn

EVERYONE accusing Jeremy Corbyn of condoning anti-semitism has always been strongly opposed to prejudice in all its forms, they have confirmed.

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