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Nans confirm they are no longer racist

NANS have decided to stop being racist following the royal wedding, they have confirmed.

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Fergie returns to Windsor Castle to pilfer leftovers

THE Duchess of York is back at the royal wedding venue stuffing canapes into a bin bag, it has been confirmed.

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