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Nation heroically fights down more beer to cut deficit

THOUSANDS of heroic Britons are selflessly downing extra pints of beer in the name of fiscal solvency.

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‘Wenger’ becomes a verb

TO go out shopping and return home empty handed is now described as to ‘Wenger’.

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