'Naughty list' is clearly bullshit, say children

CHILDREN who have been little shits all year know full well they will get presents anyway, it has been confirmed.

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Child's letter to Santa 'f**king useless'


A CHILD’S letter to Santa is full of insane shit and contains nothing within the right price range, his parents have revealed.

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