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Networking Sites Need 'Boring Tit' Buttons

SOCIAL networking websites have been criticised for not introducing a help button for users to report awful, boring tits.

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Queen To Unveil Guaranteed Penis Size

THE Queen's speech will today outline plans for a minimum guaranteed penis size for everyone over the age of 21 and universal access to free chocolate custard.

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