New bar to call itself 'Pretentious Shithole' and be done with it

A NEW bar will be called ‘Pretentious Shithole’ after the owners realised that is what most people will call it anyway.

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Sleaford Mods overthrow government

SLEAFORD Mods have taken charge of Britain after staging a coup against the government.

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