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New bedtime book makes children silent and motionless with fear

A POPULAR new bedtime book called Mr Daggerteeth is about a monster that eats children who make any sort of noise or movement during the night.

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John Terry's ego humanely destroyed

JOHN Terry’s ego has been hauled out to sea to be broken up.

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