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New dictionary reflects Britain's love affair with sexual deviancy

TERMS including ‘frogging’, ‘donkey handbag’ and ‘eine Kane schaften’ have all been included in the new edition of the Chambers English Dictionary.

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THE only thing more dangerous to the UK than terrorism and obesity is a combination of the two, experts said last night.

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