New employee doing some serious arse-licking

A COMPANY’S new recruit is really quite something when it comes to ingratiating himself with bosses, everyone has noticed.

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Homeless man knows chat with student will be on Facebook within the hour

A HOMELESS man has confirmed that the brief conversation he had with a well-meaning student will be on Facebook within the hour.

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