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New Website To Reveal Exactly Why Britain Doesn't Work

THE inventor of the world wide web has unveiled a new website which could eventually reveal the precise reason why Britain is no longer a suitable habitat for human beings.

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Tevez Rewarded With Entire Deer Carcass

CARLOS Tevez was rewarded for his two goals against Manchester United last night with an entire deer carcass all to himself.

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